<?php
namespace oss;
class OSSServer {
 public static function getInstance(){return new self();}
 public function getConfig(){$GLOBALS['NUTRITION_MEDIA_CALLS']=($GLOBALS['NUTRITION_MEDIA_CALLS']??0)+1;return ['fileUrlPrefix'=>'https://nutrition-media.invalid/'];}
 public function __call($name,$args){throw new \RuntimeException('Media operation denied');}
 public static function __callStatic($name,$args){throw new \RuntimeException('Media static operation denied');}
}